pocket full of dreams

*46507

(Source: sissysullivan, via padalecriss)

*92

(Source: durrnurruh, via suksikwe)

*72959

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying

(via drugsandrainbows)

I’m watching a documentary on Amazon Headshrinkers.
It’s pretty interesting. And they’re actually showing the method of how to do it…

Being a cat is sooo exhausting…

*1430

the-high-tyed:

The villains of Batman: Arkham Origins.

(via dunesand)

*106

“A severed head…”

“Just tea for me, thanks.”

(via jimwhoriarty)

Azazel’s asleep on my butt and I really have to go to the bathroom but I can’t get up because she’s fat and won’t move -.-

*35203

rockergirlmetal:

Ozzy Osbourne having fun at wax museum.

(Source: revolutionagainstthesystem, via melodyquill)

*53657

ampbsl:

karz4kidz:

bittergrapes:

faeiouck:

MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT

LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN

JUST WATCH IT

I have lost faith in physics

what on this fucking earth

Fantastic!!!

(Source: jourdonnais, via smalltownbeatnik)

*32544

drugsandrainbows:

bad-wolf-tardis:

heavvymetalqueen:

drgraevling:

I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis

Greetings from the ballsack

i live in a penis

cant say i dont like it

#and then there’s denmark #the little cum stain

*60886

swingsetindecember:

cancerously:

dgcakes:

workshopwriter:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

BUT LOOK

http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC

coke you silly silly bastards

There’s sixty fucking two of them

they stopped at sixty two

http://www.ahhhhhhhh.com/

is more sad than anything

(via playitbackinreverse)

*26298

biteythevillain:

hell is literally when the bottom of your foot itches but if you scratch it it tickles

(via menacingafro)

*9298

(Source: rosetylear, via therorytomyamy)

*90086

holyshititsafandom:

horanjays:

thewholockiansareinthetardis:

everhaynes:

omg no fucking way

you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?

and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?

and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?

HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.

YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.

i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i didn’t understand

straya

I feel so American

(via therorytomyamy)